To Betty, who can afford to defy the laws of symmetry.

[Being reflections on the old theory, recently developed before the Hellenic Society by Mr. Jay Hambridge, that certain formulæ of proportions found in nature—notably in the normal ratio between a man's height and the span of his outstretched arms (2 : √5)—constituted the basis of symmetry in the art of the Greeks and, earlier, of the Egyptians.]

Betty, I fear you don't conform

Precisely to the female norm

From dainty foot to charming noddle,

But, closely measured, span by span,

Seem built upon a private plan

Not found in Annie Kellerman

Or in the well-known Melos model.

If you compare your width and height—