Is in the best of humours, and will still
Lend us her Jullien, monarch of quadrille!
And as her Majesty’s a peaceful woman,
She hopes we shall get into rows with no man.
Her Majesty is also glad to say,
That as the Persian troops have march’d away,
Her Minister has orders to resume
His powers at Teheran, where he’s ta’en a room.
Her Majesty regrets that the Chinese
Are running up the prices of our teas: