Brother.—The other alternative.
Honeymoon.—A wife’s opportunity.
Horrid; Hideous.—Terms of admiration elicited by the sight of a lovely face anywhere but in the looking-glass.
Nice; Dear.—Expressions of delight at anything, from a baby to a barrel-organ.
Appetite.—A monstrous abortion, which is stifled in the kitchen, that it may not exist during dinner.
Wrinkle.—The first thing one lady sees in another’s face.
Time.—What any lady remarks in a watch, but what none detect in the gross.
SOUP, A LA JULIEN.
A correspondent of the Sunday Times proposes to raise ten thousand for the benefit of the labouring classes, in the following manner:—