A man in Kentucky was so absent, that he put himself on the toasting-fork, and did not discover his mistake until he was done brown.
CONSISTENCY.
No wonder Tory landlords flout
“Fix’d Duty,” for ’tis plain,
With them the Anti-Corn-Law Bill
Must go against the grain.
The anticipated eruption of Mount Vesuvius is said to have been prevented by throwing a box of Holloway’s Ointment into the crater.