“Brief let it be”—as the barrister said in his conference with the attorney.
“He is the greatest liar on (H) earth”—as the cockney said of the lapdog he often saw lying before the fire.
When is a hen most likely to hatch? When she is in earnest (her nest).
Why are cowardly soldiers like butter? When exposed to a fire they run.
Do you sing?—says the teapot to the kettle—Yes, I can manage to get over a few bars.—Bah, exclaimed the teapot.