(My eye and Betty! what weak mortals we are;

They said they took but ginger b-e-e-r!)

But as for me, I’ve stuck (’twas rather ropy)

All day to weak imperial p-o-p.

And now we’ve had this little bit o’sparrin’,

Just stand a q-u-a-r-t-e-r-n!”


A man in New-York enjoys such very excellent spirits that he has only to drink water to intoxicate himself.


TO JOBBING PATRIOTS.