AN USEFUL ALLY.

“Crack’d China mended!”—Zounds, man! off this minute—

There’s work for you, or else the deuce is in it!


“Draw it mild!” as the boy with the decayed tooth said to the dentist.

Webster’s Manganese Ink is so intensely black, that it is used as a marking-fluid for coal-sacks.

There is a man up country so fat, they grease the cart-wheels with his shadow.