Our readers will be horrified to learn the above is not the whole extent of this alarming event. From a private source of the highest possible credit, we are informed that his “Lordship also took tea.”
FURTHEST PARTICULARS.
Great Heavens! when will our painful duties end? We tremble as we write,—may we be deceived!—but we are compelled to announce the agonising fact—“he also supped!”
BY EXPRESS.
(From our own reporter on the spot!)
DEAR SIR,—“The dinner is fatally true! but, I am happy to state, there are doubts about the tea, and you may almost wholly contradict the supper.”
SECOND EXPRESS.
“I have only time to say, things are not so bad! The tea is disproved, and the supper was a gross exaggeration.
“N.B. My horse is dead!”