A HINT FOR POLITICIANS.
“If you won’t turn, I will,” as the mill-wheel said to the stream.
“Why did not Wellington take a post in the new Cabinet?” asked Dicky Sheil of O’Connell.—“Bathershin!” replied the head of the tail, “the Duke is too old a soldier to lean on a rotten stick.”
Lord Morpeth intends proceeding to Canada immediately. The object of his journey is purely scientific; he wishes to ascertain if the Fall of Niagara be really greater than the fall of the Whigs.
A PRO AND CON.
“When is Peel not Peel?”—“When he’s candi(e)d.”