Mollification of flinty-hearted fathers and union of lovers, &c. &c. &c.
FOR COMEDIES.
Fictitious bankruptcy of the hero, and sudden reinstatement of fortune.
Ditto, ditto, with exposure of false friends.
Non-recognition of son by father, ultimate discovery of former by latter.
Ditto, ditto, very fine, “with convenient cordial,” and true gentlemen, illustrated by an old debauchee.
N.B.—On hand, a very choice assortment of interesting parricides, strongly recommended for Surrey use.
WHY AND BECAUSE.
Young Kean’s a bad cigar—because