THE PRINCE’S WARDROBE.
The Prince falls at once into all the long frocks that are required, and has an estate tail in six dozen napkins.
THE PRINCE’S EDUCATION.
This important matter will be confined at present to teaching His Royal Highness how to take his pap without spilling it. A professor from the pap-al states will, it is expected, be entrusted with this branch of the royal economy.
THE PRINCE’S WET-NURSE.
Our contemporaries are wrong in stating that the individual to whom the post of wet-nurse has been assigned is nothing but a housemaid. We have full authority to state that she is no maid at all, but a respectable married woman.
THE PRINCE’S HONOURS.
His Royal Highness has not yet been created a Knight of the Garter, though Sir James Clark insisted on his being admitted to the Bath, against which ceremony the infant Prince entered a vociferous protest.
The whole of the above particulars may be relied on as having been furnished from the very highest authority.