Whose frequent vow, and frequenter caress,
Unwelcome were for any one to hear, who
Had charms for better pleasure than a kiss
From feeble dotard ten degrees from zero.
So, as one does when circumstances harass one,
Hy-son began to draw up a comparison.
“Was ever maiden so abused as I am?
Teazed into such a marriage—then to be
Dosed with my husband twenty times per diem,
With repetetur haustus after tea!