LIST OF OUTRAGES.
The following list of outrages, recently perpetrated in the vicinity of a notoriously bad house near Westminster Abbey, has not appeared in any of the daily papers:—
LORD MELBOURNE—frightfully beaten, and turned out of his house by a gang of Peelites.
LORD JOHN RUSSELL—struck on the head by a large majority, and flung into a quandary.
LORD COTTENHAM—tripped up by a well-known member of the swell mob, and robbed of his seals.
MR. ROEBUCK—stripped and treated with barbarous inhumanity by a notorious bruiser named the Times. The unfortunate gentleman lies to the present moment speechless from the injuries he has sustained.
LORD NORMANBY—stabbed with some sharp instrument, supposed to be Lord Stanley’s tongue.
LORD MORPETH—struck in the dark by an original idea, from the effects of which he has not yet recovered.