"It can't be denied that the public tries

To avoid an action by every means;

To a Court it with much reluctance hies,

And to arbitration madly leans.

In fact—I say it without offence—

It shuns the Law as a pestilence.

"'Tis all the fault," said this great Law Lord,

"Of demands for inspection, and similar pleas;

Of expenses that neither side can afford,

Commissions and interrogator-ees;