For every speech means so much strain,
Since off by heart he has to learn it!
And mazy JACK, whose chance in life,
We all of us considered shady,
Has married money (and a wife);
But tell me—do you know the lady?
DICK's dinners, too, I'm quite aware,
Are noted—yet he's far from steady,
Whilst TOM's fine house in Belgrave Square
Is mortgaged, so they say, already.