'Tis a curse to us canines; that no person well can doubt

Who has sense.

They who think we doggies share old maid's sentimental fad,

Just as though it really were a dog's privilege to go mad,

Must be dense.

Muzzles are a bore, of course, rather troublesome at times,

But I'd rather have my nose made incapable of crimes,

Than go free,

With the chance of "going off," giving friend or foe a bite.

And be clubbed to death or shot, murdered in my master's sight,