"A Salvage Man."

Rudyard Kipling has hit on a picturesque plan;

He describes in strong language "the savage in Man."

Whilst amongst the conventions he raids and he ravages.

We'd like just a leetle more "Man" in his savages.


IN SELF-DEFENCE.

Jones (who has just told his best Story, and been rewarded with a gentle smile). "UPON MY WORD, WOMEN HAVEN'T GOT THE REAL SENSE OF HUMOUR! WHY, WHEN I HEARD THAT STORY FOR THE FIRST TIME, ONLY LAST WEEK, I SIMPLY ROARED!"

Miss Smith. "SO DID I—ONLY IT WAS LAST YEAR!"