And here we have a Bishop; we don't do things by halves;

He requires a roomy palace, he is sturdy, stout and tall.

You can have him as he stands, Sir, with his gaiters and his calves;

Five thousand hires the Bishop, apron, appetite and all.

What? You much prefer the Vicar with his collar and his tie?

And you'd rather pay him extra? Here's your health. Sir; so would I.


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