All the pieces are not so good as those cited—that would be too much to expect—but "get it," say
BARON DE BOOK-WORMS & Co.
Mortuary.
ANDREW LANGUAGE—no, LANG!—who the classics is pat in,
Suggests to our writers, as test of their "style,"
Just to turn their equivocal prose into Latin,
As DRYDEN did. Truly the plan makes one smile!
Reviewers find Novelists' nonsense much weary 'em.
Writers of twaddle