In every Family Party.
Your mother's heart has felt such stings!
(She'll think of JOE and HARTY!)
Friendly Visitor. Well, well, with my advice, my dear,
And lots of Liberal Tonic,
Your child we possibly may rear.
(That's one for Old Sardonic!)
Fond Mother. Oh! really you are quite too kind!
Your own "Home-Rule Elixir"
Unfailing for your babes you find?