A Chicago Syndicate has asked me to mention that they want your Coliseum. What price do you ask? They would be glad of it for the World-Fair, which will be about the biggest thing ever seen on this planet. No trouble to you. We take all risks!
King H-mb-rt to President H-rr-s-n.
Cannot discuss Coliseum subject till you've settled New Orleans lynching business in conformity with International Law.
President H-rr-s-n to King H-mb-rt.
All right. Thought you'd say that. Chicago Syndicate willing to meet your views about New Orleans. Do you want leading members of Grand Jury shipped quietly over to Italy, or what? Syndicate will do anything to oblige. Says it must have Coliseum, especially by moonlight. Intends starting realistic scenes with Gladiators, Lions, and Christian Martyrs.
King H-mb-rt to President H-rr-s-n.
On reflection, afraid people here wouldn't like it. Sorry to have to decline your offer.
President H-rr-s-n to King H-mb-rt.
You want ready cash. We want Coliseum. Why not strike bargain? Syndicate offers five million dollars. Useful for your next Budget. You can remit no end of taxes. People sure to like that.