For bedsud taxes by poor purse.
It is ad awfud bore.
This bedsud bakid be feel worse—
"The Bixture as Before!"
I'b odly a poor City clerk.
Quidide is bodstrous dear;
By doctor treats it as a lark,
Ad tries by bide to cheer.
But if by situashud goes,
I'b ruid—ad two score!