Experience shows me that the laches

Of such as air these letters tend

In the direction of their "H"'s.

He chatted next of German Spas,

Of Continental, English "P.B.'s,"

And how our matchmaking Mammas

Are scared by Transatlantic Hebes,

How he with Royalties had graced

The latest function—genial patrons—

While Beauty, perched on barrows, raced