PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL.

"In the words of the Postmaster-General, spoken yesterday (March 18th) from his room in St. Martin's-le-Grand, and distinctly heard by the head of a corresponding department in Paris, the triumph of the International Telephone is an accomplished fact."—Daily News.

HALLO!—are you there? That's the cue international,

Henceforth we'll hope, and we trust it may lead

To colloquies pleasant, relations more rational.

May "saucers" and tubes telephonic succeed

In setting the world "by the ears," in a fashion

Not meant by the men who invented that phrase.

May nail-biting nagging and rancorous passion

Die out, like a craze!