S is the Speaker, which gets quite excited,

T is the Temper, it shows uninvited.

U the Unquestioning Faith of the some,

V is the Vaudeville, where they all come.

W stands for the Worshipping Few,

X their Xtreme disproportionate view.

Y ends Ibsenity, and, as everyone knows,

Z brings an alphabet rhyme to a close.


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