All the tricks are in his bag,

He! he! the humour o't!

He can mimic, he can mime,

Draw, and act, and—what is prime—

Keep you laughing all the time.

Humph! humph! the humour o't!


Why doesn't some Musical Photographic Artist of Scotch Nationality compose a March for his fellow Professors and Practisers, and call it "The March of the Camera Men"? Sure to be popular.


AN UN-"COMMON" GOOD HORSE.—The Winner of this Year's Two Thousand.