She followed with one that was high,

That made the tear-drops start,

That was "Hi-tiddly-i-ti! Hi!-ti!-hi!"

The song that broke my heart!


WHAT is A "DEMOGRAPHER"?—Those Londoners who ask this question will have already obtained a practical answer, as, this week, London is full of Demographers, to whom Mr. Punch, Grand Master of all Demographers (or "writers for the people"), gives a hearty welcome. All hail to "The New Demogracy!"


'ARRY ON A 'OUSE-BOAT.