In which I called you "charming creature."

No lover half so keen as I,

Than mine no ardent passion stronger,

So I should like to tell you why

I cannot love you any longer.

When I was yours and you were mine,

Your hair, I thought, was most delightful,

But now, through Fashion's last design,

It looks, to my taste, simply frightful!

Though why this should be I don't know,