My vote against vaccine, or howl at my name;

The Working-Man wants his Eight Hours, or, by Jingo,

He'll give me—at polling—particular stingo.

The Socialist wants me to do with the Land

A—well, a dashed something I can't understand;

The Financial Reformer, 'tis little he "axes,"

He only requires me to take off all taxes!

And now, with the General Election in view,

I'm dashed if a poor M.P. knows what to do.

How to live on the rack is a regular poser.