Smith. Yes, and when there's nothing in them!
[They resume perusal of their papers until interrupted by a tunnel. Curtain.
THE BRITISH ASSOCIATION.
Oh, Sir, I read the papers every day,
To amuse myself and pass the time away;
But they've got so hard to follow that they simply beat me hollow
With the learning and the culture they display;
And they wouldn't be so hard if those good people down at Cardiff