S stands for SHARPE, it will pay you to mind him;

T is the Trouble they were put to to find him;

U their United attempts—hard, to beat them;

V the Vain efforts oft made to defeat them.

W represents WOOD at the wicket;

X is the Xcellent style of their cricket.

Y ends the county, not played out in a hurry.

Z stands for Zero, a stranger to Surrey!