I obviate dirt, and I dissipate dark.

You just let me in; the result you'll be charmed at.

Objections, Old Boy, are all fiddle-de-dee.

Come now! I'm sure you cannot be alarmed at

A dear little chap like me!

Paterfamilias.

A dear little chap! Very true; but I'm thinking

That you're just a little too "dear" for me—yet!

Ah, yes! it's no use to stand smiling and winking;

I like the bright ways of you, youngster,—you bet!