To those who bore the sacks upon their backs,

Within our cellars to deposit them,

That they had better bear their loads away

Seeing I ordered coals, not lumps of slate,

They answered that, if they refused to burn,

They might be useful for a Rockery!

So now they have the shillings, I the coals.

Ag. And having them, we have no household fires.

Cly. What then to do? You sit with idle hands.

Ag. I cannot turn to Wallsend bits of slag.