Pub. Yes. But it's not a shilling form we should propose. The fact is, that there is a great run on Penny Novelettes just now, and—
Lit. Asp. (rising). And you dare to propose bringing out the Sixteen Goblins as a Penny Novelette!
Pub. Certainly, and in view of the risk of actions for libel, you would have to pay the printing-bill, and give us a contract of indemnity in case your Captain Wildfire did turn out to be identical with some retired pirate who feels himself hurt at your description. You don't think much of the proposal? Well, nor do we of the book, to tell you the truth. Ta, ta!
[Disappears into inner room. Literary Aspirant slowly folds up his novel, and exit.
MOTTO FOR THE DIVORCE COURT.—Marry, and come up!