I was once a merry urchin—curly-headed I was called,

And I laughed at good old people when I saw them going bald;

But it's not a proper subject to be lightly joked about,

For it's dreadful to discover that your roof is wearing out!

I remember asking Uncle—in my innocent surprise—

How he liked his head made use of as a Skating Rink by flies;

But although their dread intrusion I shall manfully resist,

I'm afraid they'll soon have got another Rink upon their list.

When invited to a party I'm invariably late,

For I waste the time in efforts to conceal my peeping pate—