Chappie (after missing his fourth Stag, explains). "AW—FACT IS, THE—AW—WAVING GRASS WAS IN MY WAY."
Old Stalker. "HOOT, MON, WAD YE HAE ME BEING OUT A SCYTHE?"
Lord Lytton.
BORN NOV. 8, 1831. DIED NOV. 24, 1891.
Were clever wise, were grandiose great,
How many a servant of the State
Had left a more enduring name.