Distressing than to have to read about

The coming (?) KEAY, whose other name is SEYMOUR?

And now that Patriots' speeches flow with milk and honey,

They're very much less Irish, and of course less funny.

The Bye-Elections are a little fun,

I laugh to note the jubilant precision

With which you tell me that a seat that's won

Exactly counts two votes on a division,

Though this is all I care for, and am bored at knowing

How pleased is Mr. GLADSTONE with the tide that's flowing.