When, lo! he fell, remarking blandly, "Thish

All comes of tryin' to do the thing in shtyle!"

I thundered, "Leave the room!" He saw my fix,

And but retorted, "'Ere, you ain't a Duke!

I'm not a-goin' without my three-and-six!"

Thus came on me that Greengrocer's Rebuke!

That banquet was our last. No more we "dined,"

In, now and then, perchance a friend might drop.

It is our boast that he will ever find

At least the welcome of a homely chop.