GENTLE SATIRE.
"THE DILEMMA."
(An old Irish Story newly applied.)
["On which horn of the dilemma will the Gladstonians elect to stand?"—Mr. Chamberlain, in his controversy with Sir W. Harcourt on the place of Home Rule in the Gladstonian programme.]
Faithful Unionist Sentry, loquitur:—
Faith! yes, a dilemma, no doubt, is the thing
To stagger Big Bounce, in a fashion Socratic.