I watch like a lynx, as a sentry should do,

With an eye like a hawk, and a smile sweet as syrup;

But when there's a chance for 'a thrust—whirraroo!

My bayonet-point is agog for a stir up!

JOE, the Sentry, you know, like Joe Bagstock, is sly,

Ay, "devilish sly,"—if I may speak profanely.

That swashbuckler H-RC-RT now, swaggering there—why,

The big burly Bobadil's acting insanely.

I do like to draw him. These ramparts are mine,

But because we're old comrades he cheeks me. "Woa, EMMA!"