You've got him, you say? Well, then, bring him along!
Ha! ha! Says "he can't!" That's exceedingly funny!
It is very hard when your "captive"'s so strong,
He won't do your bidding for love or for money.
Like SAMSON he leads his DELILAH a dance.
Like PAT'S prisoner—all know the old Irish story—
He won't give his captor a ghost of a chance.
Such "prisoners" do mar their conqueror's glory.
"Well, leave him behind, then, and come on alone!"—
Eh! "Captive won't let you?" That's just what I told you!