Curative Music? Just as well expect
An Influenza-cure from Demogorgon!
Some dolts there be, no doubt, who would detect
Anodyne influence in a barrel-organ;
A febrifuge in a flat German Band,
A prophylactic in a street-piano!
Some quackery a man can understand,
But Music I'll not take, even cum grano.
I don't believe what classic noodles say,
That Music stopped the hæmorrhage of ULYSSES;