For perfection of baldness, with BALDER the Fair.
A WARNING.—After the recent gale, the papers reported "WHOLESALE DESTRUCTION OF HOARDINGS." Very hard that hoardings couldn't be saved. Still, after all, the fact must be taken as a providential warning to Misers.
FROM THE NOTE-BOOK OF A REFLECTIVE GOURMET.—"The only thing your friend has a right to saddle you with is ... fine five-year old mutton."
THINGS ONE WOULD WISH TO HAVE EXPRESSED DIFFERENTLY.
He. "THE FACT IS, I NEVER GET ANY WILD FOWL SHOOTING—NEVER!"