Or crack you up as the Coming Young Copt.

(Straighten up, boy! Such corkscrewing and craning, "Pet,"

Never a rib-roasting wunner in-popt.)

No, you 're a legacy! Would not deceive you, "Pet,"

You are a stick, and have cost a good bit.

Still we have charge of, and don't mean to leave you, "Pet,"

Till you are "fit."

Biceps? Ah, verily, feeling your muscle, "Pet,"

Isn't a job that brings SANDOW to mind.

Where would you be in a real hard tussle, "Pet"?