Footnote 1: [(return)]
In the Stock Exchange sense, of course.
A DOMESTIC DIAGNOSIS.
Jones (who has come with his Wife to call on the new Neighbours). "WONDER IF THEY'VE BEEN MARRIED LONG, HYPATIA?"
Mrs. Jones. "OH NO. EVIDENTLY NEWLY-MARRIED."
Jones. "HOW CAN YOU TELL?"
Mrs. Jones. "DRAWING-ROOM SMELLS OF TOBACCO-SMOKE!"