But then others, who don't like a hupset, put up with the lot, pooty much,
Jest to save topsy-turvey and 'oles in the garden, and mud on the stairs;
Landlords, likeways, is dabs at postponing, and patching, and 'ushing up scares.
But if we are to spot wot goes quisby, and be the responsible chaps,
Wheugh! we should 'ave a regular beanfeast with sockets and air-pipes and traps!
No, no, westry worrying sneaks, it won't work. As for "W.B.E."
He may frighten the Kensington lot, he won't 'ave no effeck upon Me!
Diphtheria be jolly well dashed! It is often, as DUDFIELD explains,
Mere "follicular(—hem!—) tonsillitis." Me bother my 'ed about Drains?
Go to! I 'ave got other fish, in a manner of speaking, to fry,