Alone remain to cheer the tearful Zoo,

And mitigate lone boyhood's loud bohoo!

"Sally" adieu! to "George" a long farewell!

Ah! muffle if you please their passing bell!

Only one thought can cheer us in the least;

"No doubt the stock will shortly be increased."

Thanks, Daily News! Wipe, childhood, the wet eye,

And Apedom for dead kin soften the Simian sigh!


CHARITY'S WORD OF COMMAND.—"Present alms!"