Take heart of grace, dear DICEY, and don't let Sir WILLIAM's "point"

In your tough (if tasteless) armour find a vulnerable joint.

"Old Timbertoes" won't trouble, Sir, to wish that you were dead,

And his taste (not point) forbids him to call you "Old Wooden-head!"


Keep Watch!

[A Visitor fishing off Deal Pier brought up a gold watch and chain on his hook. It is supposed to be one lost by a resident, but the lucky angler has not been seen since.]

Paradoxical portent! Most worthy of rhyme

Is this fortunate angler who tried to kill time.

Fate made him the offer, and, wisely, he book'd it;