As to learn that the lady you mentioned was me!
In the coolest of ways you sum up my attractions,
Pray allow me to turn my attention to you.
You are good, I believe, at the vulgarest fractions,
You have cheek and assurance sufficient for two.
You are what people reckon "a nice sort of fellow,"
Your sense of importance very strongly you feel.
You are bilious, you've got a complexion of yellow,
You are plainer than I am—which says a good deal.
"Am I free altogether from blame in the matter?"—