To labour for life gives me pain;

My exchequer's affected with tightness,

But begging's the pink of politeness,

Like Scribes, Sir, "I beg—to remain!" *

* And didn't CHARLES LAMB, in his most delightful essay On the Decay of Beggars, deplore their gradual disappearance?


DOCTOR LAURIE.

Song by a Scotch Student. AIR—"Annie Laurie."

["According to Dr. LAURIE, of Edinburgh University, the "teaching of Greek, so far as it is attempted in our secondary schools, is positively harmful."—Daily News.]

Pedagogue brays are bonnie,